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— Well, well, look what we have got here… a little lost lamb. It appears you have stumbled into a place of, shall we say, non-existence. Did you follow a broken link? Or perhaps enter the wrong address? Surely you were not poking around where you are not supposed to be… We wouldn’t want anything to happen to a dear visitor of the domain, would we?
If the broken link was found on The Wither and Bloom Network, kindly let the mistress know so she can, ah, mend it. — Now, if you would leave me to my repose and go back to where you came from… Go now, ere it is too late. And do not look back. — …May our paths not cross again.